CLUNY'S CORNER Cluny@ClarionIsh.Com
DOGGIE TREATS NOW FOR PEOPLE TOO
Almost
six years ago, my master came to the Happy Yappy Puppy
Farm to get a new doggie, and I picked him out immediately.
When I got to my new home, he explained my duties. I was
to keep an eye on the place while he was at work or courtin'
Miss Leashemup, his girlfriend, sit, fetch and eat 'People
Crackers,' doggie treats in the shape of the mailman,
milkman, and my favorite, the dogcatcher.
Over
the years, I've become a doggie treat aficionado. I've
learned to appreciate "people Crackers,' Scooby Snacks
and the occasional doggie biscuit. However, I've often
felt sorry for my master because these treats were only
for doggies, and he sat there feeding them to me while
he never got to share in these tasty morsels. Now the
good folks at Three Dog Bakery have solved the problem
by creating a doggie snack that can be eaten by humans.
The
new sandwich cookie looks like an Oreo cookie, but is
made with carob, which doggies can eat, instead of chocolate
that is bad for doggies. The treats are called Lick 'n
Crunch, and they are made entirely with human quality
ingredients. Now masters can enjoy the same snack as their
best friend and most loyal family member.
Three
Dog Bakery is based in Kansas City and their farsighted
CEO is Robert Islinger. The company hopes that people
will stop thinking of doggie food as such and really start
thinking of food for doggies. Let me tell you folks, I
like that concept and can't wait till Lick 'n Crunch treats
come to my town. I think I'll buy a box for cousins Jack
and Rudy and even a box for Col. Bud Wiser, my cohort
here at the Clarion Issue. I'll bet Sam, Col. Bud's master,
can't wait to try them too.
This
has got to be the greatest doggie product since 'Nuticals,'
replacement testicles for male doggies that have gone
to Dr. Snipper for a 'social adjustment.' First Nuticals,
then Lick 'n Crunch treats, what else could us doggies
ask for? Well don't worry folks, we'll think of something.
Write
me, Cluny@ClarionIsh.com
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