The Clarion Issue

Counter Editorials and Opinions on Current Events and Attitudes


    Volume II, Issue IV                                                                            August-September 2001


 



 Carnivore-The More Things Change, The More They Remain The Same
(By Sam Merier)

Almost a year ago the Clarion Issue covered a little known FBI surveillance tool known as Carnivore. This program was designed to allow the FBI to search and seize information from the Internet through any server. While this action required a warrant for specific information being gathered, it allowed the FBI access to any and all business and personal correspondence (email) and all other information passing through that server. While the FBI claims that Carnivore allows them to seek and read only the email of the person or persons named in the warrant, the FBI has yet to offer any proof of this claim. Today, Carnivore is still with us. It has a new name, but like a rose, "it still smells the same."

In the initial article the Clarion Issue reported that "ECHELON" had not been confirmed; however, at this time ECHELON is a confirmed reality and is probably being used in the US by the National Security Agency (NSA) and/or by the National Reconnaissance Organization (NRO). ECHELON allows the user, in this case the Federal Government, to monitor any and all electronic communications from cellular telephones to radio and TV. While the US Government law enforcement agencies have remained mute on ECHELON, several European Governments are holding hearings on the technology.

As technology develops, the ability of government surveillance to eavesdrop on the personal communications of an individual goes unchecked. However, we as Americans are guaranteed certain things by our Constitution including a "reasonable expectation of privacy" by the Fourth Amendment. This includes protection against unreasonable search and seizure. Today this is being challenged in a New Jersey case.

The case involves an alleged mobster in New Jersey who used an encryption code (PGP) to shield his email from government surveillance. The accused, Nicodemo S. Scarfo, used his computer to conduct business. The FBI received a warrant to place a device or program that read his keyboard strokes before they could be encrypted and sent out over the Internet. This device or program could be either software, hardware, or some type of unknown device. The FBI is closely guarding this program or device, including its name. At this time a federal judge hearing the case has ruled that the Government has to reveal the technique or device used by the FBI against Mr Scarfo. The FBI has claimed that this will endanger our National security and the lives of our intelligence agents.

The Scarfo case seems closely linked to the recent case involving the use of a thermal imaging device to detect the cultivation of marijuana inside a private home. The US Supreme Court ruled this was an illegal search and the conviction in the case was overturned.

While the Clarion Issue believes in positive law enforcement and supports the brave men and women who have the difficult job of keeping our cities, counties, and nation safe and secure, we also believe in our Constitutional liberties. The right to privacy will be a major issue for the next 20-30 years. Americans must guard this right with close scrutiny.

As the Clarion Issue celebrates one year in publication, I wish to thank all the people who have supported this endeavor and hope you will continue to read and support the causes we bring to your attention. Write, call and communicate with your elected officials often. Remember they represent you. Remind them of that fact!


 West Nile Disease Reported In Georgia And North Florida           Back to Top

A dead crow infected with the West Nile virus was discovered in July near the South Georgia city of Valdosta. The disease, which infects both humans and animals, cannot be spread from human to human, but mosquitoes can spread the virus. There is no known cure for the virus.

The virus, known as the Flavivirus Japanese Encephalitis Antigenic Complex, is carried by infected birds and transmitted by mosquito bites to animals and humans. The disease was first reported in Uganda in 1937 and has since spread to Europe, Asia, and North and South America. It first appeared in the US in 1999 in New York where 62 people were infected and 7 died. So far 27 fatalities are blamed on West Nile Disease.

According to health experts, most healthy people suffer only Flu like symptoms when they become infected, but a few will develop meningoencephalitis (swelling in the brain and spinal cord) which can be fatal. The virus can also infect horses. According to the Center for Disease Control (CDC) the virus is an evolving virus.

Valdosta, Georgia, is about 15 miles from North Florida and less than 150 miles from Alabama. There was also an infected hawk reported near Atlanta, Ga. The North Florida area had already reported dead birds infected with the virus, some of these were near Tallahassee. A Madison Co. (Fla.) man has been found to have contacted the disease, and a woman in Atlanta died from the disease in mid-August. Infected birds and an infected horse were discovered near Jacksonville, Florida, at the end of July. Citizens are encouraged to report all dead or sick birds to local authorities or the CDC.

While no major outbreak has been forecast, we remind our readers in the South that there is still two months of mosquito season left. So take precautions when outside, use repellant, and make sure mosquito breeding areas are removed from around your home. Remember mosquitoes only need one gallon of water to reproduce.


 Georgia: Special Session Money Watch       Back to Top

Redistricting for the State Senate and House districts is complete and Georgians are upset. The map adopted by the General Assembly in mid-August and has been criticized by Republicans and even some Democrats. Created by the Georgia Governor's Office and approved by the respective houses with little debate, the new map is sure to be challenged in court. The General Assembly will take up Congressional Redistricting in late August.

It should be considered a hypocrisy for any elected official to claim "to put the interests of" their "constituents and the State of Georgia first" and vote for either of these maps (the new Georgia Senate map or the new House Map).

Redistricting is supposed to be about equal representation for the electors (citizens) but it has become a process where the incumbent legislators try to pick their constituents and maintain their power.

Our Founding Fathers created three branches of government to keep each other in check and the State of Georgia has emulated that system. Redistricting is supposed to be a process of the Legislative branch, but the Georgia State Senate abdicated its responsibility to the Executive branch. Governor Barnes and a hired out of state political consultant drew the Senate map. They would have drawn the House map as well but had to compromise in areas with House Speaker Thomas Murphy, who carries a big gavel.

Surely the third branch of government will also be involved. The Justice Department must approve the maps. Political observers are positive there will be legal challenges. The Voting Right Act of 1965, which mandates Justice Department review for any changes affecting voting in Georgia, and fifteen other states focuses on minority rights. While the Democrat leadership maintains that there was no weakening of minority voting district, there are at least two African-American legislators who took exception, Senator Regina Thomas and Rep Dorothy Pelote, both of whom are Democrats from Savannah. Both saw the voting age African-American population of their districts reduced when they had to give up black voters to shore up neighboring white Democrats.

The courts have addressed three other issues in addition to minority districts; compactness, communities of interest, and the "one person, one vote" principle. The Senate map has a 15% variance in population and splits 87 counties. Counties are clearly a community of interest.

At least one map discussed had only a 5% variance in population, split only 22 counties, and reportedly complied with the minority district requirements, but it pitted incumbent Senators against each other. This map represented the best interest of Georgia's citizens but did not protect and cater to the politicians especially the Democrats.

The House map has 24 "super-sized" districts containing 2,3, or 4 posts. "Multi-member districts' were thrown out by the courts after the 1980 census reapportionment when it was used to reduce African-American voting strength, primarily in the Atlanta area. This time it is being used to dilute Republican voting strength. It is believed by many to be a violation of the "one person, one vote" principle and will not stand up to Justice review. Why should someone living in DeKalb County get to vote for four Representatives while a citizen in Camden County only gets to vote for one?

While costing us $45,000-50,000 per day the politicians have turned what could have been a two-day process into weeks. By perpetuating partisan politics and self serving self protection they have gerrymandered a map that will be challenged in court and will cost many more hundreds of thousands of our tax payer dollars. These are the people we have entrusted as stewards of the public trust. They should just do the right thing but it appears the prime concern of each of them is to save their own 'seat'.


 Clarion Issue: News Briefs       Back to Top

14 Year Old Gets 28 Years For Killing Florida Teacher
Nathaniel Brazill (14) was convicted and sentenced for the death of a Lake Worth Middle School teacher last year. Brazill went to the teacher's room and asked to see two female students in Mr. Barry Grunow's class. When the teacher denied the request Brazill shot him with a pistol. The incident was recorded on videotape. Brazill was tried and sentenced as an adult. While many feel that the sentence wass too harsh, there are appeals.
Perhaps states need to enact special laws dealing with violence toward teachers. Teachers, unlike policemen, are unable to carry weapons to defend themselves. Killing a teacher needs to be murder one, tried as an adult, with a sentence of life in prison without parole.


Lynyrd Skynyrd Bassist Dies in Jacksonville, Florida           Back to Top

49 year old Leon Wilkeson, the bass player for southern rock band Lynyrd Skynyrd, died on July 27, 2001 in Jacksonville, Florida. Wilkeson was a survivor of the 1977 plane crash in Mississippi, which claimed the lives of several band members. The band was famous for many songs including Sweet Home Alabama, Give Me Three Steps, and Freebird. Wilkeson's death was from natural causes. The band plans to continue their summer tour.


Texas Set To Execute A Man Sentenced To Death For A Crime When 17 Back to Top

Napoleon Beazley was sentenced to death for a fatal carjacking and murder he committed when he was 17 years old. Today at 26 he is one of 31 Texas inmates on death row for crimes they committed while 17. Beazley does not deny he committed the crime. Amnesty International is opposing the execution on the grounds that he was too young to receive the death penalty for a crime at 17. His execution is set for 15 August 2001.

Beazley and two others carjacked a Mercedes Benz and killed the owner John Luttig. The other two turned state's evidence on Beazley and received lesser sentences. Amnesty International's web site is www.amnesty.org .

Two days before he was to die (August 15) Beazley's case was heard by the US Supreme Court. In a 3 to 3 vote his pending execution allowed to stand. Two judges excused themselves due their being an acquaintance of the victim's son (J. Micheal Luttig) who is also a federal judge. Justice Clarence Thomas was also forced to abstain from the case for the same reason. Beazley was given a reprieve by the Texas authorities and his case is under review.


  Moon Unit Zappa Writes First Novel           Back to Top

Moon Unit Zappa, daughter of guitarist and songwriter Frank Zappa, has written a novel about a daughter of a famous person with a unique name growing up in America. The novel, America the Beautiful, is about 17% autobiographical according to the author. Moon Unit describes the book as a girl's breakup book. Moon Unit Zappa was the featured vocalist on Frank Zappa's 1982 hit song Valley Girls. Moon Unit and her brother Deweezel Zappa also made appearances as DJs on MTV. Frank Zappa died several years ago of cancer. His albums included Apostrophe, Over-nite Sensation, Sheik Yerbouti, Cruising With Ruben & the Jets, and the movie & soundtrack 200 Motels.


The World           Back to Top

War Crimes Tribunal Convicts Krstic
The War Crimes Tribunal in The Hague has ruled that the massacre of over 8,000 Bosnian Muslim men in and around Srebrenica was genocide and convicted one of the Serbian Generals responsible for the killings. On 2 August 2001 General Radislav Krstic was sentenced to 46 years in prison for what has been called 'Europe's worst civilian massacre since World War II'.
Gen. Krstic is the highest-ranking Serb military officer to be tried by the court to date. He was charged with planning and implementing the deaths of the Moslem population in the UN-declared safe haven of Srebrenica.


CIA Blows Another One           Back to Top

The American public was stunned in early August when the video and audio evidence was released concerning the death of two US citizens in Peru during April. Ronnie Bowers and her 7-month old daughter were killed when a Peruvian air force plane shot down the plane they were traveling in, over the Amazon River. Mrs. Bowers, her husband Jim, their 6-year-old son Cory, and baby Charity were missionaries in the region. The pilot Kevin Donaldson was also injured when the Peruvian fighter shot down the unarmed plane thinking it was smuggling drugs. The CIA plane was both observing and advising the Peruvian plane.

After listening to the tapes it is clear that the CIA agents had a very limited knowledge of Spanish, and that they were unable to communicate with the Peruvian pilot or the ground. This blunder cost two American lives. What is more upsetting is this is our major spy and espionage agency. If they don't have enough smarts to send people who speak the language to a foreign country, no wonder Hanson could spy for Russia for 20 years.

America is moving closer to actual wars in several Latin American countries. Many Latin American watchers are fearful of gradual American involvement in the internal civil and drug wars in Columbia, Peru and elsewhere. We already have 'advisers' and technicians in these areas. We helped the Peruvian Air force bomb and destroy an innocent village earlier this year. We need to remember about how we inched into the Vietnam and Southeast Asian War.


California Play Set In 'The John'           Back to Top

A California actor/playwright, Bob Ernst, has written and produced a play set in the men's room of theater. The play is named, appropriately, The John. Bob Ernst portrays a theater grower (Alvin) who visits the bathroom during a performance of Shakespeare's King Lear, only to find that death is ready to snatch him from this vale of tears.

The hero is taken aback by this encounter with death, and as the play unfolds, Alvin and death sing and swear at each other for the entire play (which takes about an hour). Death eventually gives up, and Alvin lives to see another play.

Not only is the play set in the John, but it is also preformed in the restroom of a theater. Ernst rented a theater for the show and had seating installed (pardon our pun) for about 20 between the first and forth stalls.

Ernst has not commented on any major movie deals as of yet: however, the Clarion Issue  staff speculates that this will not be next year's summer blockbuster. The staff looks for The John to go straight to video and to become the last of triple features played on long airplane flights or on the Moscow to Vladivostok leg of the Trans-Siberian railway.

At this time the Clarion Issue arts editor is trying to research the possibilities of a proposed sequel to Cats. The musical, Cats II, Just Hanging Around the Litter Box, is rumored to be looking for a theme song, producer, and major investors. According to one critic"After the successful resurrection of Rocky Horror, anything is possible".


House Passes Bush Energy Bill          Back to Top

The US House of Representatives passed the proposed Bush Energy Bill 240-189 in early August. The bill will open 2,000 acres of the Alaskan Arctic Wildlife Refuge to oil drilling and much more. This bill includes a $35 billion tax incentive to the oil, gas, coal and nuclear power industries to increase research and exploration. This is pure Bush-Cheney payback to these already wealthy industries for their money and support during the 2000 election. The bill also relaxes the new government required fuel efficiency for the new SUVs. The GOP used to stand for the "Grand Old Party"; now it means "Gas, Oil, & Plutonium".

The US Senate will take up the bill later in the year. You still have time to make a call or send a letter to your state's Senators. Remember only you can fight special interests by making your voice heard.


Nea Offers Teachers 'Killed-On-The-Job Insurance           Back to Top

The National Teachers Association, the largest teacher's organization in America, is now offering teachers a $150,000 policy in case they are killed-on-the-job. Since 1992 there have been 29 school personnel killed on the job due to violence. As a teacher I'm going to check this out.


House Passes Flag Amendment           Back to Top

The US House of Representatives passed the proposed Bush Energy Bill 240-189 in early August. The bill will open 2,000 acres of the Alaskan Arctic Wildlife Refuge to oil drilling and much more. This bill includes a $35 billion tax incentive to the oil, gas, coal and nuclear power industries to increase research and exploration. This is pure Bush-Cheney payback to these already wealthy industries for their money and support during the 2000 election. The bill also relaxes the new government required fuel efficiency for the new SUVs. The GOP used to stand for the "Grand Old Party"; now it means "Gas, Oil, & Plutonium".
The US Senate will take up the bill later in the year. You still have time to make a call or send a letter to your state's Senators. Remember only you can fight special interests by making your voice heard.


Navajo Code Talkers Given Awards For World War II Services          Back to Top

On 26 July 2001, 29 Navajo code talkers (25 of whom are deceased) from World War II were honored by President Bush with the Congressional Gold Medal. When World War II began 29 young Navajo men joined the Marine Corps. They developed a code that could be used in combat, but was unbreakable to anyone unless they spoke the obscure Navajo language. The code was used in the Pacific Theatre and was never broken by the Japanese. The code was classified until 1968. The award and recognition were long overdue.


 Sliced Peanut Butter Coming To A Supermarket Near You           Back to Top

First there was sliced bread. Then there was sliced meat. Next there was sliced cheese. Now consumers can look for sliced peanut butter.

The sliced peanut butter was developed at the Oklahoma State University and is to be tested at Wal-marts around Tulsa. The product is designed to make it easier for children to prepare their favorite snack and lunch food, the peanut butter and jelly sandwich. Only regular peanut butter is to be available in slices; people who prefer crunchy peanut butter will still have to use the jar variety. At this time there was no information about the cost of the product or of the possibility of sliced jelly.


 New Georgia Flag Voted Ugliest State Flag In United States           Back to Top
(By Al Pearson )

In a recent Internet poll conducted by the Atlanta Journal-Constitution, the new Georgia State Flag, adopted in January 2001, was voted the ugliest flag on the North American Continent. The survey, conducted over a three-month period, included average citizens and over 400 vexillologist (flag experts). The poll showed that 74% of the 12,851 respondents felt that Georgia's new state flag was the ugliest state flag. Responses included comments such as "hideous," "simply awful", "desolating", and "by far the ugliest". The new Georgia banner received 10 times as many negative comments as its closest competitor, the state flag of Nebraska.

According to leading vexillologists a good flag has a simple design, uses two or three colors, and it should not contain complicated state seals. The Georgia Flag has very a complex seal, at least six colors, 89 stars, and 13 words. Vexillologists find this very "vexing".

Political analysts speculate that the flag will become an issue in the next gubernatorial election in Georgia. Several major Republican candidates have already indicated they will make the flag an issue. Groups such as the United Sons of Confederate Veterans refer to the new flag as the 'Barnes rag', a reference to Georgia's Governor Roy Barnes who maneuvered the flag through the Georgia General Assembly earlier this year.

While Georgian's had mixed feelings about the need to change the flag adopted in 1956, they seem united on the felling that the new flag is ugly. So what do you do with an ugly flag? Vexillologists say change it and keep it simple-stupid!

The new Georgia banner is now available at various Wal-marts and other stores throughout the state in the flag section. If you are able to distinguish it from the pineapple and rainbow hospitality banners now popular in suburban America, and you don't mind flying an ugly flag, hop on out and purchase one. It may become an historic flag before long!

By the way, the state flag of New Mexico was voted number one. It is a yellow flag with a red Native American water jug glyph in the center. It is very tasteful.


News From Southerndomains.Com           Back to Top

The web site http://www.southerndomains.com was recently added to the list of the 100 best web sites in the south, which is listed on the web site http://www.AnythingSouthern.com. While southerndomains.com was listed as a site for the sell of southern domain names, there is a lot more going on at the site. Southerndomains offers free southern e-mail and is the web address for the Clarion Issue, which has now been in publication for one year.

The first Clarion Issue  appeared before the 2000 election and discussed the important issue of privacy. The staff of the Clarion Issue  believes that this will be one of the very important issues in the information age. The staff also believes in the freedoms expressed in the first amendment, and the best way to defend them is to ensure that the second amendment is preserved. We believe that 'the government that governs least governs best', and that an individual should be held responsible for his or her actions. We feel that legislators need to repeal laws, not pass more laws. We favor reasonable protection for our environment. The staff contains both liberal and conservative contributors. Other articles and opinions are welcome.

For our web readers there is hard (paper) copy of the Clarion Issue available if you wish to help distribute it. We will send it to you on your request. We ask that you photo copy the issue and put it in a coffeehouse, a sandwich shop, of any type of location where people meet and discuss political issues. We already reach several cities through this 'Clarion Connection'. We also ask that you e-mail the Clarion Issue  to your friends as a link. The link is http://www.southerndomains.com/newspaper .

Southerndomains is also planning a southern calendar of events that will include re-enactments, festivals, and other southern events. To include your town's event contact us at apearson@ClarionIsh.Com. Please be sure to include the event name, date (usually a weekend such as the 3ed weekend in October) and a web address where people can go to obtain more information.


Part B: Local Issues From Camden County              Back to Top

A Letter To The Citizens Of St. Marys, Ga.        

From: Deborah Hase
202 Barkentine Drive
St. Marys, Ga.

My name is Deborah Hase and I have been a resident of St. Marys for over 18 years, and I am a Savannah, Georgia native. I worked for you, the citizens of St. Marys, for over 16 years, in the capacity of City Clerk for four years and in the Finance Department until I resigned in August of 2000. I am planning to run for St. Marys City Council this fall in the November 6th election. I loved working for the people of St. Marys, and I would like to serve you again. I believe in a government "of the people, for the people, and by the people". I believe in the people of St. Marys. I have an earnest desire to see that civility, accountability, respect and responsiveness to the taxpayers, along with open government, are returned to our city. If elected, I will not only listen to you, but I will make every effort to incorporate the peoples' desires into reality. I believe that good leaders do not distance themselves from the people they represent. I also believe that it is important that the citizens feel that the decisions made are the peoples' decisions, and not just those of city officials. In other words, I think it is a good thing when the citizens believe in their leaders, but it is a great thing when the leaders believe in the people! I was dismayed last year when our current body of government officials voted to restrict the public voice at Council meetings by mandating that we submit "requests" to address them at least a week in advance of meetings. They also voted to change the general public comments to the end of the meeting instead of the beginning of the meeting. These alarming actions indicate an unwillingness to listen to the public's input regarding their concerns until after the council has voted on the issues at hand. Our officials' actions reflect an attitude of being unaware of exactly who it is that they work for-the people of St. Marys, Ga.

Also, I believe that it is time for the elimination of duplicated services between St Marys and Camden County. Therefore, it was also to my dismay to see the current elected officials take action that was the opposite of what the community's wishes were when the officials voted to once again start the St. Marys Fire Department, instead of remaining with the county department. In the referendum on last year's ballot, it was voted overwhelmingly by the people that we need consolidation of services. Yet, the city officials ignored this referendum and continued down the path of unconsolidating what had already been consolidated. If elected, it is also my intention to introduce legislation to seek consolidation of some other services with the county including the following: elections (some citizens now have to go to two places to vote), garbage collection, tax collection, street maintenance, and building code enforcement. I also believe that it is past the time to take constructive measures to utilize our St. Marys Airport Industrial Park. These facilities have been ignored too long, and successful economic diversity is within our grasp, if we take the necessary steps to claim it.

Although this race is nonpartisan, I am basically Republican in philosophy, and I am Christian in my beliefs and principles. However, we have a wonderfully diverse community, and I believe that there is a great future here for all of us. I am interested in hearing from you, the citizens of St. Marys. Please download the following survey and send it to the address at the bottom of the survey. I would appreciate your input. I am anxious to hear from you.

Vote Deborah Hase-A Vote for the People and Open Government


  Point Peter Residents Must Reregister To Vote In City Of St. Marys Elections       Back to Top

The Clarion Issue reminds all residents of Point Peter now in the city (and all other areas recently annexed to the City of St. Marys) that they must reregister to vote in the city election to be held on 6 November 2001. Registration will be open until 9 October 2001. Registration forms can be obtained at City Hall during regular business hours. The forms can also be obtained at other locations in St. Marys. You can get this and other information concerning the registration process by calling City Hall at 882-5516. We'll see ya at the polls.


Survey:                             Back to Top

1. What do you believe should be given top priority for our future?
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2. If you are one of the citizens who has to vote in two different polling places in some elections, how important is it to you that this be changed to one?
_________________________________________________
3. How do you feel about the PSA (and the county recreation programs)?
__________________________________________________
4. How do you feel about consolidation of services with other government entities?
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5. Which services do you think are the most important to consolidate?
_________________________________________________________
6. Are you in agreement with how our taxes (all types) are being spent?
__________________________________________________________
7. What suggestions do you have regarding changes in the way our city government operates?
__________________________________________________________________________________
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8. Do you believe that we currently have "open government", as it should be? Why or why not?
__________________________________________________________________________________
9.Other comments/concerns:
__________________________________________________________________________________
Name ____________________Phone #:__________________

Please send your comments to my attention at 202 Barkentine Dr, St. Marys, Ga. 31558. Thank you and I look forward to hearing from you.

VOTE DEBORAH HASE-FOR CITY COUNCIL !

THE SWINGIN' MEDALLIONS
APPEARING IN ST. MARYS, GA. OCT. 6, 2001 7:OO P.M. @ THE WATERFRONT PARK TICKETS $12 ADVANCED $15 AT THE GATE SUPPORT THE WATERFRONT THEATRE


Sports Shorts :'Holy Cow' Mama Said There Would Be Days Like This   Back to Top
(
By R. A. Pearson )

The powers that be in the Chicago Cubs Organization are making plans to add 2,100 seats in the outfield at Wrigley Field. The proposed expansion of the seating at Wrigley will include the addition of a 33 feet high wall, which will block off the view of the field from the rooftops, some of which are only 35 to 40 feet away. This will destroy an American sports tradition, as much a part of Chicago as gangsters, the St. Valentine's Day Massacre, and stuffed ballot boxes.

The original plans for Wrigley Field included the concept that it be 'roof top friendly'.
Wrigley Field is one of the oldest ballparks now in use and was one of the last to put in lights for night games. The view of the crowds watching the game on the rooftops is always a part of a Cubs game.

While the rooftop seats are no longer a poor fans ticket (the typical rooftop seat now costs $100) it is as much a part of Cubs baseball as a long ball by Sammie Sosa. Corporations often lease a rooftop for their clients or as a reward for their employees

Today the issue appears headed for a political solution, and it seems that Mayor Richard Daily, son of the infamous Mayor, may deliver the last word. Daily has recently returned from 2000 Presidential Election where he was a major spokesman for the Gore Campaign. Both the rooftop owners and the Cubs owners (the Chicago Tribune) have hired political "heavy hitters" to represent them in the upcoming discussions.

The official designation of Wrigley Field as a historical landmark may impede the addition of the seats and the addition of the wall. A true sports fan can only wonder what the Cubs late, great announcer, Harry Carry, would say. Maybe Harry would say 'Holy Cow-They can't do that'. I'm sure Harry is in heaven about to choke on a hot dog and strangle on a Budweiser. Don't worry Harry, we feel the same way.


Speakin' Southern: Military Ranks And How To Use Them      Back to Top

Military Ranks and How to Use Them

General-A term that denotes the utmost respect among southerners. It is reserved for two men, Robert E. Lee and Thomas J. "Stonewall" Jackson, both of whom are dead. All other individuals who held or hold this rank do so because these two men are unavailable.

Colonel-A term that denotes respect in the South usually reserved for 'the man in charge' of an operation or the 'brains of an outfit'. He is usually smart, and he has a great deal of business sense and 'salve-wa-fair'(savoir faire). He often attends church and works for the betterment of the community. There is an ol' saying down South ... "When you get five southerners together, one of 'ems gotta to be a Colonel".

Major-A term usually reserved for the number two man in an outfit. He is usually not as physically imposing or as flamboyant as the man he works under, but he is often considered to be more intelligent. Recently the term Major has been replaced by the term 'Cheney'.

Capt'en (Captain)-A term sometimes given to highly respected northerners that come south and work to better the communities in which they live. They usually are well-placed in industry or other economic endeavors. Of course these men attend church and are highly educated. If they were southern, they would be Colonels. Also a token title given to the heads of county criminal work farms, wardens of prisons, and the boss of the local chain gang.

Lieutenant-A term usually reserved for current and former servicemen who actually hold or held the rank. If he is still alive, it is because he took advice from the Sergeant.

Sergeant (Sarge)-A term totally reserved for men who actually hold or held the rank. He is usually respected and obeyed by all, especially Lieutenants.

Corporal and Private - A term never used by a southerner. Everyone always promotes himself to Colonel or Major.

Navy ranks-In general Navy ranks are not recognized in the South. This phenomenon is due to the lack of a successful Confederate Navy during the "War of Northern Aggression". If an individual is wearing Navy ranks he/she will most likely be addressed by the army counter part.

An example: "Good day Cap'en".
"Good day to you, but it is Lieutenant, not Captain"
"Sorry Cap'en, I just ain't never heard of a 'Double
Lieutenant
' before".


The Swingin' Medallions: Appearing- St. Marys, Ga. Oct. 6, 2001 7:00 P.M.


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