The Clarion Issue

Counter Editorials and Opinions on Current Events and Attitudes


    Volume VI, Issue V                                                            Aug/Sept 2005

 


CLUNY'S CORNER Cluny@ClarionIsh.Com

NEW DOG WALK PLANNED IN ST MARYS, GA

The other day my master took me for a ride down to the Quick-Stop for a hotdog. I was really astounded and pleased to see that the city was planning a two-mile long doggie walk on North River Causeway between the North River Bridge and Point Peter Road. While there are no signs that announce the doggie walk, the first phase has been completed. The city has already installed almost 50 fire hydrants along the proposed path of the walk, and I'm sure a nice wide sidewalk is soon to follow. To add to the beauty of the walk, the city has even painted all the dirt and grass along the causeway green.

The doggie walk will take doggies and doggie walkers past the nice fishing pond off the causeway. My master says that he often goes there to fish and sees a few people fishing there every now and then. With the fire hydrants there, if the fishing pond or even the marsh ever catches on fire, the fire department can easily put it out. My master even said that one day he would not be surprised if the city put in an alligator petting zoo near the pond. That's just like the city, helping animals and allowing children to enjoy nature up close.

The new walk will also take the doggies and masters past several out of the way scenic places like the police gun range, the sewage treatment plant, and the old city dump. While these places may seem fraught with danger for doggies and masters walking their doggies may wish to wear a flack jacket or a gas mask, the doggie path is clearly marked because all of the fire hydrants are bright yellow. The path will be easy to follow. Any doggie walking on the new doggie walk will feel just like Toto in The Wizard of Oz.

Finally, I expect the new doggie walk to improve business at the Quick-Stop and restaurant at the corner. Now people will come in and buy water, snacks, hot dogs, and all sorts of chips and stuff to eat while walking. This may just end the recession caused by 9/11, the base closings around the country, and the paper mill shutting down. It should help the fire hydrant and concrete industry too.

I'll see ya at the doggie walk.

Write me, Cluny@ClarionIsh.com .